July 2012
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58
me: i think i'll just put my itunes on shuffle
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: this is ok
me: wait no i don't like it any more skip
me: skip
i hate when you feel something on your skin and you freak out because you think its a spider or something but its just a hair
its always just a hair
